by Kelly Egan
If you own a pet, possibly this thought has occurred to you, as it did the other day while I was heroically wobbling through 20 pushups — with a 25-pound pug humping my lower leg.
You know, Henry, old champ, you’re really on thin ice. Do you like horses? Good. Then you’ll like your next home. On a farm. Grab your bowls and leash. Get the hell out.
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