It's warm. The sun is shining. Summer is finally here. It's the time for subjects no more weighty than the age-old debate: the difference between cats and dogs...
"Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you later."
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
"Cats are ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren’t like this. A dog’s idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish."
"Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
"Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality."
"A dog is a man’s best friend. A cat is a cat’s best friend.”
Robert J. Vogel
"If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
Alfred North Whitehead
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."